fartgallery:

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”

meowvgonspengler:
“IM FUCKING CRYING I’M AT WALMART AND LOOK AT THIS HORRIFYING THING WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE A THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE PIGGY BANK THAT’S STILL SHAPED LIKE A PIG I’M LOSING IT FUCKING LOOK AT THIS NIGHTMARE SPAWN
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meowvgonspengler:
“IM FUCKING CRYING I’M AT WALMART AND LOOK AT THIS HORRIFYING THING WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE A THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE PIGGY BANK THAT’S STILL SHAPED LIKE A PIG I’M LOSING IT FUCKING LOOK AT THIS NIGHTMARE SPAWN
”

meowvgonspengler:

IM FUCKING CRYING I’M AT WALMART AND LOOK AT THIS HORRIFYING THING WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE A THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE PIGGY BANK THAT’S STILL SHAPED LIKE A PIG I’M LOSING IT FUCKING LOOK AT THIS NIGHTMARE SPAWN

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